Love at First Sight!!

I am someone who has never believed in falling in love at first sight...thought it was just wishful thinking by dreamers...never thought that would happen to me...& still cant believe it did....Well, bet you all are dying to hear the story...so here it goes....I was at Sainsbury's the other day doing my weekly shopping of Five Alive & Creme Custards...not expecting that my life would change forever at that particular moment...I was by the dessert chiller about to grab my creme custard...when right next to me a gorgeous girl with straightened shiny black hair & brown highlights, wearing a sleeveless top bends down to grab something from the chiller...so my eyes naturally wander down her arms to her hand...this is when everything changed...there she was picking up the Sainsbury's Strawberry Trifle...As soon as I saw the red packaging with the tri-layered dessert...I knew I had to have it...never before had I ever been filled with such temptation...I could feel the butterflies in my stomach. I grabbed myself a pack and rushed off to the counter forgetting all about my other shopping. Paid for it with a Twenty Pound note...to make sure that the trifle didn't feel cheap...Grabbed the next bus home...Went into my room...locked the door...Took out my disposable spoon & lunged it in to the trifle...& had a whole mouthful...Layers of Strawberry...Mixed Fruit Jelly...Light Sponge...Creamy Custard...Decorated with Fresh Whipped Cream.....There is no better feeling when it trickles down ur throat...Very Orgasmic....I am no longer in search of a girl (& no I am not Gay!!)...I am going to get a job in Sainsbury's....So if you see anyone hanging around the dessert chiller 24/7 screaming in pleasure...that would be me!!!! I have finally fallen in love!!!!